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Vega/Set

10-21-2009, 10:23 AM

Let me start this shit off, since i think we could use another RR in this bitch.
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Let the champ enter the ring now,
now you clowns bow to the king around
Vega the best, an Set the greatest youve seen in town
I live highly, you ni66as jus dream of crown
Kinda like the other bums out on the street.
you chumps couldnt fuck with me if i handed you my meat
So come try an handle the kid
i'll lock u up in my bars for that pedophile shit
Leave you dazed,amazed that you caged in my 16's
You bitches gettin raped like cheerleaders who be dickin teams
so how can you fuck wit somebody whose unfuckable
like i got aids or herpes in this verse, im untouchable
--unlovable, cuz you ni66as hate more then a white man in sheets
Well fuck it, i'll leave my verse squirtin on ya face like a nice damn skeet
Im tight wit this icy hot speach, Vega a par above you caddies
Shit my semen flows better then most, shit i got most callin me daddy.......

....So if you dont wanna get grounded id advise raise your elevation
Cause a head on collison with me.....shittt....you just plane mistaken

Eddie Scissors

10-21-2009, 11:32 AM

What the fuck is Octoberfest?
Who the fuck is this homo set?
Continue to run your retarded mouth, you don't even pose a threat
That verse was like a trigger pulled on a gun that ain't loaded yet
Been in this section for ten years and you still ain't known a vet
I'm armored like Boba Fett, Your words make me go to bed
Your act is more boring than watching a cobra shed
You are out of line, when I am out of mind
I am overground, don't you understand?
There's not a sober cloud, in my entire sky
My words are Set in stone, yours are turned to sand
So I let the trumpets cry, on this beautiful night
The night Vega/set encountered an unusual kind

Vega was left terminally dumb, and even legally blind
You can sometimes see his soul a midst the evening sky

Oh and you saying you have AIDS and herpes in your own verse, I'm gonna let that slip this one time
Only as long as you make sure you enjoy the slide...

Seven1/2Designs

10-21-2009, 06:27 PM

Been too long.

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When I burn their faith – their urns encased in a surgeon’s case – and it almost hurts to say<o:p></o:p>
That my purpose on this Earth today is to take these nervous-snakes and serve them AIDS<o:p></o:p>
Herpes?-wait – I’ll certainly – murder-jakes – assertively –with the beak of a bird or rake<o:p></o:p>
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This is my treasure-to-take – try to measure my strength – I gave daps to Death at a Wake<o:p></o:p>
As the Devil-awaits – and Hannibal Lectures’ a fake –watch as I place his head on a plate<o:p></o:p>
We all know the real Vega’s a fag – he’s a ‘’Champ’’ cause he was first in tasting the Cack<o:p></o:p>
No Homo? He can’t even straighten-his-back – I’m taking this hack and breakin’ his mask<o:p></o:p>
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I’m takin’ Eddie’s scissors and hacking-him – he writes in hope he can start attractin’ men<o:p></o:p>
And he sings with no passion-then – passes himself off as a rapper-with-this massive twist<o:p></o:p>
But I’m not impressed – I hope you rot-in-jest – next to these rocks infested with lots of ticks<o:p></o:p>
Before you talk-to-Chris – just remember your-moms-a-bitch – like her son – stop talkin’ ish!<o:p></o:p>

Eddie Scissors

10-21-2009, 07:04 PM

Chris you have officially gone soft on me, flacid ass flows
I can tell that you are pussy whipped by some basket case ho
Isn't that the case bro?
I can tell you got that loser game
3 different references to your girl on your BTNHboard user name
That's more than super gay.
We got a clinger on board, matter a fact he's stage 5
The type that you should lock up in a cage high
I break your life in half like it was a 2 by
I twist your neck like its a pop cap
Verses words and verbs don't matter when you cannot rap
You've spit that slop crap, yea your words look decent on paper
Until the sheet is blown away by my verbally strong vapors
You are known as the "bone hater," and the name holds rather true
The funny thing about it is you've never had a clue
Who the fuck are you?
Talkin shit but at the same time you are ten times as homo as the next guy
I know you like to sex guys, all that shit flyin around leaves you with red eyes
And I just fucking realized, proof that you like slammin boys
You faggot ass avatar is a picture of Brandon Boyd.

The Seeker Of Truth

10-21-2009, 07:10 PM

I am infinite, what I envision is the limitless
Spiritless, I have been imprisoned since the Genesis
A clinically sick physicist who's depicted as omnipotent
I will have your ligaments in fridges
I am the God lyricist, I have drowned the Earth of it's water
Awaiting the perfect slaughter for the birth of your daughter
Un-fucked with, a humongous bucket of ruggedness
Untrusted...Unloved and Undusted

Eddie Scissors

10-21-2009, 07:29 PM

The omnipotent?
Well then lets get this army in motion
Truth is the only cure and I've been starving for the potion
So I spit fire, and these flames that cannot be harmed by the ocean
Call me the sire, and these gates are locked and armed, so no commotion
I've seen it but mostly blurred, in the distance along the coastline
Seeking the truth in words, so I think out loud and mostly boast rhymes
I ride the waves and collide with great Gods of water, sun, and wind
I write this page in attempt to ease my soul so maybe the fun can begin

Vega/Set

10-21-2009, 09:41 PM

You wanna call my shit weak, but yours is lyrical osteoporosis
i cant see your punches clearly, i guess you write out of focus
bitch, i got written forms of jabs that stab in swarms like locusts
My lines elevate so high, that just this rhyme make u think im coked up
im seein so much ass from you eddie its like your verse is worn as low cuts
i was born to boast chump, so when i say im the best ho!, dont fuss
cuz just cause you blow nuts, dont deny my metaphores
I say this verse got aids n herpes, it mean you aint touchin it, NEVA WHORE!
so get ya fuckin diss straight, before i knock ya block off and sever more
therfore im clever for more then just punches, more then just settlin scores
so dont meddle or matta fact dont even attempt to try an diss me here
this is my kingdom, im a cannonball and ni66a you just a pebble off a pier
isnt it clear to you that Vega is the superior emcee
..lets see, My punches much stronger, an appear to be,
yours arent even clear to see,ni66a!, you should be fearin me
this is my last line you gotta say in your head, EDDIE YOU FUCKIN SUCK......are you hearin me?

Eddie Scissors

10-22-2009, 02:10 PM

Aw Set did my words hit a nerve? I can tell your panties are all bunched
I went and cut off both your arms, now you can't even throw a punch
Let alone land one. Shit I cut off both of your legs too so you can't even stand up
Sittin at your laptop, putting your punches in caps lock!
That way you might trick someone into thinking your raps hot
It's time to make this fag stop, padlock his soul in my glass box
Man all you heard was crickets, while i'm making the grass hop
Set, don't act like a God when we all know you are very mortal
Have you even ever had an experience with the paranormal?
You wouldn't even look, let alone walk into my scary portal
In here are "Professional" killers, you are just Natlie Portman
I wanna bet that the last punch went over your head like a shuttle jet
If it didn't then it must have knocked your skull off your fucking neck
You want respect son?
Well you better call Aretha because you get none in this section!
I bet before you get online you get all dressed up
Waitin on the next chump that might jump when you flex some
Talking about your verses have herpes, man Ive always used protection...
It is a lesson that I learned before I stuck my dick in infected words
I just took your infected verse and incidentally injected a cure

Miss Jess ♥ Rabbit

10-22-2009, 02:38 PM

Thought about rippin through the decay til i reach in to rattle and weaken his core,
But i spared when i saw his face rearranged from the infected droppings of a poor whore
Testin my pace'll have ya beggin for me no more,makin u quiver like twisted tales from tha folklore
Bitch it's me youre askin for?Im respondin by stuffin ya putrid bloodflow with decaying gore
Stitches will decorate ya body like a holiday,hate to break it but IF you make it to noon today,
Only shit you'll be celebratin is your mother's tears and tha forshadowin of your doomsday.
Chicas like me don't play, trust me that everyday-ill shake and break ya aside from tearin your life away
The writing that you display,got me wantin to shove you a lesson in tha most ruthless way
You betta pray i dont slay ya gay ass holdin your bouquet, Nigga this Devil Ray will serve ya up like fish fillet.
Talked to your momz today, Told me your hobbies are crotchet and classical ballet like everyday
Sippin this bombay Chardonnay, I giggle at the thought of fastbreakin u like Wade in the NBA,
Ill stop right here expectin full repay,Knowin youre wishin so badly I had made you up to be my protegee..

Vega/Set

10-29-2009, 10:59 AM

Ive served this bitch before, please dont lets this be a repeat of a raped whore
you wont escape now just torn, instead you can leave naked or
in pain to where you can take it, you hate it, yourself for lettin yourself get fucked
My words'll leave you on the side, layin out to die with nothing but your fuckin chucks
Blood will be everywhere, how could you ever dare --to come at me again
i brought the end of you once you fuckin dunce, and now again you done witout a friend
Bitch just take you shitty raps back,
you couldnt contend wit my head, if you had my fitted cap at,
i mean on your dome, your shit blows, get blown more then a pigs home
so here mrs piggy piggy, o whats that, you gotta frog in your throat?
Sorry let me take my dick out,
I guess i was Tryna be Jim Henson an give you hope
but nope, your life still just a puppet like a muppet compared to my notes
so folk i suggest you admit bust, fold now, before your tits just...
Just come out cuz they dont fit in the lies you try to admit just...
..to us....
now enough of this petty shit,
Come at me harder n be ready bitch
Cause im steady waitin on the competition
there is none, shit i guess im just hopeful wishin
Maybe i need throw a penny in your pussy,
close my eyes an wish for you to push me..
So that i have an excuse to actually rape your tushy
now looky,
If you dont wanna come at me, then fuckin speak
Id rather you be a slave to the writtens then somethin weak
i try to teach you lames this, but its always someone, every week
You need to be headstrong facing set, or else you'll be sayin i severd thee
Now beverly, Jess, whatever you fuckin call yourself
I hope you realize bitch, that im animal control here to help
I'll take you down in the basement where no one will hear you yelp
Take the 12 gauge writtens, end your livin, an noone will tell,
nobody will be able to recognize what once was a bitch named Rabbit
you fuckin tough lil lady, then maybe you should act it
Cause this here is nothing to me, this is my playful writs
this here takes 5 mins, n still shows up better then your faithful shit
Fuck it let me stop here, let me give you time to attack
so for now......you can stay on my sack
Take your few days to write back something useful
title it.....Jess Rabbit vs. Set,
better yet.....Complete Shit vs. Fucking Beautiful

Subzer0

11-01-2009, 03:28 AM

Elusive like the theory of quantum gravity/
I graviate the rest, the best u will never be/
A lesser me is what you are doomed to be eternally/
Infinity is the quantity of my lyricy internally/
Infernally I curse you with every syllabal in every bar/
Call me supernova, on the mic I explode like a star/
But you, you're only sub par, far from a hero/
My flow is frozen, that is to say its absolute Zer0/
This cosmic crusade reaches far across the galaxy/
Cut you like a crucifix, the Bizzy Bone fatality/
Totality, my rule is ubiqutious in my Olympus Im Zeus/
Closer to Doc Seuss than a titan but still no truce!/
The universe only gets worse, I'm the sole defender/
I'll never be beat, no retreat, no surrender!/
No pretender, I'm ready and willing to die for my people/
Attack your dreams like Freddy, I'm killing and I leave you see-through/
A challenge to the brave, step to the mic if you wish to try/
A word to the wise, step to the mic only if you wish to die/

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shaddowpuppet

11-01-2009, 08:51 AM

i hit with accuracy that has never been heard of before/
bury you next to earth's core so your your body starts to blister and sore/
rape a dead body like nothing more than a limp whore/
then paint a picture of a murder scene thats drenched with violence and gore/
you aint a bitch thats funny cuz i coulda swore/
i dont even know what the fuck im tryin to battle you for/ but this has already started so get ready for your corrosion/
hit you in the brain with a backlash bloody explosion/
then fill your head with so many rhymes it pushes you to the edge of exploding/
watch the foundation around you crumble not from erosion/
then tie you up dump your fucked up body in the deepest reaches of the ocean/
guess that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut after sippin that potion/ if you wanna get all that just halla back put niggas in they place show em where the balla at.

LittleDavid

11-06-2009, 07:31 AM

it's so hard to imagine u 2 freestyling without hearing it, I would love to here this!

Lax The...

11-06-2009, 07:53 AM

ummm, lucky has to move this to the battle royal thread. you have to put the rules down first dude

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mothugwarrior

11-15-2009, 10:55 AM

My Name Is Lil Biz,Let Me Tell You What This Means,To Demean Both You Dudes Two Fools Who Think You Can Rap Well What About Scrap, Don't ever confuse real life and the booze do and lose,me win sippin on hen, forget them and you cause im the new champ, sorry to damper ya view i knew i was the best but dont make it to the test just rest and dont bother,this may not win ya vote but you know my cred will win...fuck this win