In What!?

[JBoneBrother]

I think I am in L.. that L word. everytime i am around her,no worries.shes cool,completly oppisite.i havent even been upset with my father,cause i am on a natural high around her.we flirt alot,but she can be a tease.i dont know if i should talk to her about going out,cause we are such good friends.i hinted around it a couple times.
shes bossy and nice,and beutiful.i dont know how i lucked out so well.

[Synalyptic]

get her black out drunk,than she wont remember you plowing her kitty,nothing like a little date rape between friends

[tekneek_101]

Dip ur balls in her mouth, THAT my friend is the shit...matter a fact why not take a shit while ur at it?

[CACACUNT]

upload it on empornium if you do, thanks

[Synalyptic]

heres what you do for real,no bullshit,take her to a party where she dosent know ANY of the guys,get her really blackout drunk,than kick your own ass throughly,blacken your eyes,maybe break a arm,cut your face up,than when she comes to,tell her you had to fight off three dudes from taking advantage of her,she will eat that shit up with a spoon and will be all lovey dovey over you

[tekneek_101]

OR

jus tell her u think her mommas fat, and she'll do all the damage to u, u can think of, then she'll plead for ur forgiveness for making u look almost as ugly as she does

[Harley Quinn]

:D Just tell her that you like her, its pretty obvious she likes you back so you might as well give it a shot you've got nothing to lose

if she says no way..THEN you can get her drunk and go with the plan :thumbup:

[K.Battlezone]

^^now that's smart thinking

[sawedoffthugsta]

don't get caught up in the moment man,gurls fuck with ur mind they think they are smooth but they arent,she might jus want 2 mess around with ya, be careful man,dont trust n e thing that bleeds non stop 4 five days.....................

[~CRIMINAL-SKILLZ~]

don't get caught up in the moment man,gurls fuck with ur mind they think they are smooth but they arent,she might jus want 2 mess around with ya, be careful man,dont trust n e thing that bleeds non stop 4 five days.....................


true dat

[Body Rott]

Just kill her and do urself a favor......love is for morons......all u need to do is rape someone every once in a while.

[sawedoffthugsta]

Just kill her and do urself a favor......love is for morons......all u need to do is rape someone every once in a while.

lmfao

[ShyLoVe*]

don't listen to the last two^ THEY are the morons

[itfeeds]

I had a good friend for like 7 yrs named karla. I broke up with my ex and she was kinda there for me through out all the BS. I put her ass on a pedestal and shit and thought she was like this angle and what not and I always liked her and she evidentaly like me too. So one night she takes me to this party it was straight we had a good time. So she take me home and wants to go in with me. So we do we fucked and it was cool. Next day I'm all like so where do you wanna go with this and she acted like she just wanted to be fuck buddies which I would be cool with if it was any other girl. But this bitch that I thought was all wanting to get in a relationship really just was there for my breakup not help me but to get her a fuckbuddy. Needless to say for the first time in my life I felt used it was fucking strange. So i fucked a couple more times and didn't call her back ever. Now she calls friends of mine and asks bout me and I tell them to tell her I died and she missed the funeral. Fucking whores they're all a bunch of fucking whores.j/k Anyway just bang her til she bleeds just to get out your system after that you probably won't give 2 shits bout her anyway.

[Body Rott]

don't listen to the last two^ THEY are the morons

We know everything!

[atiba]

It's simple- Love with ur mind and not ur heart.

[ShyLoVe*]

Nothing wrong with being in love, to be in love to to risk losing everything, there is no guarantee in life except death. You only get one chance, so make the most of life.

Love does exist, I know it does cause it's what keeps me going in life. Love from friends, family and special ones.

[atiba]

^^^^^ True but u have to admit that there are alot of shady ppl out there.Ppl that would blatantly take advantage of u jus cause u love them.So that's why i say if ur going to do the whole love thing do it smart (dont give 100% of u,and leave room 4 disappointment).Love with ur mind.

[itfeeds]

Yeah they call those people pimps.