Winner --Pingles XL ~~~~~~~ Sxxt Scar

[~Longway~JNC Records]

House Rules:
Each nominated battle will be of the following format:
Challenger goes first
1 round
16-18 bars
3-0 = KO
4-1 = TKO
First to 5 wins, must win by 2 or more votes
People must have at least 100 posts in order to vote
Both battlers must agree to the challenge before it is started



Sxxt you are lower on the list then Pringles XL so you must go first

You have 48 hours to post -- good luck to you both
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[Syxx_Ten]

get ya left side paralyzed in a fight, but me im all right//
hold tight to yo heart cuz ill put shit thru it like im related to cupid//
u just a stupid ass punk who dont know no better//
by the looks of yo talent i c kanabara must be da new trend setter//
every verse that u drop sounds like a homo's chain letter//
better come off harder then my dick in ya girls jaws//
only nigga i know in a fight yellin out PAUSE//
now caution when u battle me cuz after u might feel a tingle//
kick u wit my XL foot and hear u chest crunch like a pringle//
i got bucks in my pocket all u got is shit that jingles//
fuck around get u ass layed out faster then some shingles//
u mingle wit cowards all some bitch ass males//
pringles u aint fresh nigga yo chips is stale//
u bought yo lyrics on sale they were half priced//
hope u drop some good shit cuz ur norm wont suffice//
yo life is my sacrafice and ill take it wit ease//
my triggers like an orange man its ready to squeeze//
knocked off yo whole unit but didnt find any G's//
now u got a bullet lodged in yo lung so u talk wit a weeze//

[~Longway~JNC Records]

Prin -- you up yo

[Darkchild]

Every battle of yours is like 'female hiphop', cuz its all 'soundin the same' to me/
It's a shame to see you blatantly blamin me for your rep, which is about to be tainted g/
Basically, I see your jaw drop and eyes wide like coyote seein bugs 'dressed in drag'/
You fucking fag, just so i don't have to 'hear your voice', i zip you in a 'vacuum bag'/
This battle's 'bitter sweet', leave a worse taste in your mouth than a 'menstruating vagina'/
Cuz kid, you picked the 'Wong' person to fuck wit, this battle ain't 'made in china'/
But i 'bring the beef' directly to you, like 'home delivered chinese food'/
Like Lil KeKe and the S.U.C*, after this you gon' be 'chopped and screwed'/
So, you had betta not piss me off kid, cuz like 'Ammonium nitrate', im 'volatile when i am heated'/
Your battle started off 'alright', but sounded like a '5 year old' wrote it, by the time it was completed/
Leave you defeated, see, easily.. Got you saying 'Holy Shit', like 'Mr Hankey at his Christening'/
Your battle was like an 'Osama Bin Laden tape', half way through it we all 'stopped listening'/
Since when do 'decent MC's' battle with odd numbers of lines? I count 'nineteen' of yours/
Thats syxx plus tenn and three left over, but this one bitch is on all fours/
So, keep the first word of your name, replace the third letter in the second with an e/
Add an n on the end and you have Syxx-teen.. That's how many lines it takes to murder a wack MC/


*S.U.C = Screwed Up Click

[aLiAs R.I.P.08]

LC

get ya left side paralyzed in a fight, but me im all right//
hold tight to yo heart cuz ill put shit thru it like im related to cupid//
2/2 - nice opener, although the rhyme was off, the concept was nice
u just a stupid ass punk who dont know no better//
by the looks of yo talent i c kanabara must be da new trend setter//
every verse that u drop sounds like a homo's chain letter//
2/3 - feeling the punches, but the setup was off
better come off harder then my dick in ya girls jaws//
only nigga i know in a fight yellin out PAUSE//
1/2 - pretty good punch, but overall weak concept and setup
now caution when u battle me cuz after u might feel a tingle//
kick u wit my XL foot and hear u chest crunch like a pringle//
1/2 - good attempt at the punch, but the first line messed up the effect
i got bucks in my pocket all u got is shit that jingles//
fuck around get u ass layed out faster then some shingles//
1/2 - eh, the attempt was there, but it wasnt strong enough to be a hard hitter
u mingle wit cowards all some bitch ass males//
pringles u aint fresh nigga yo chips is stale//
1/2 - punch had potential, but the wording and creativity hurt its quality
u bought yo lyrics on sale they were half priced//
hope u drop some good shit cuz ur norm wont suffice//
1/2 - liked where u were headin wit da first line, but the second line was filler
yo life is my sacrafice and ill take it wit ease//
my triggers like an orange man its ready to squeeze//
1/2 - point for the similie, but not enough to be considered a direct punch aimed at the opponent
knocked off yo whole unit but didnt find any G's//
now u got a bullet lodged in yo lung so u talk wit a weeze//
1/2 - alright closer, but you coulda been more creative with da concept and scenario

11/19 = 57%

Best Kept Secret

Every battle of yours is like 'female hiphop', cuz its all 'soundin the same' to me/
It's a shame to see you blatantly blamin me for your rep, which is about to be tainted g/
2/2 - nice fuckin flow, punch was there, not too hard, but good concept
Basically, I see your jaw drop and eyes wide like coyote seein bugs 'dressed in drag'/
You fucking fag, just so i don't have to 'hear your voice', i zip you in a 'vacuum bag'/
1/2 - not feeling this too much, point for attempt, shoulda expanded more
This battle's 'bitter sweet', leave a worse taste in your mouth than a 'menstruating vagina'/
Cuz kid, you picked the 'Wong' person to fuck wit, this battle ain't 'made in china'/
2/2 - lol, nice setup, pretty good punch
But i 'bring the beef' directly to you, like 'home delivered chinese food'/
Like Lil KeKe and the S.U.C*, after this you gon' be 'chopped and screwed'/
1/2 - last line was koo, the first was a bit basic, sounded a lil played
So, you had betta not piss me off kid, cuz like 'Ammonium nitrate', im 'volatile when i am heated'/
Your battle started off 'alright', but sounded like a '5 year old' wrote it, by the time it was completed/
2/2 - i'm feelin both, slim connections but the lines ended off well together, punch was there too
Leave you defeated, see, easily.. Got you saying 'Holy Shit', like 'Mr Hankey at his Christening'/
Your battle was like an 'Osama Bin Laden tape', half way through it we all 'stopped listening'/
2/2 - there we go, humor usage in the first line won the punch, and the second was more to the creative side, good job
Since when do 'decent MC's' battle with odd numbers of lines? I count 'nineteen' of yours/
Thats syxx plus tenn and three left over, but this one bitch is on all fours/
1/2 - the first line was a little bit of feeding in my eyes, the second was a nice hitter, humorous as well
So, keep the first word of your name, replace the third letter in the second with an e/
Add an n on the end and you have Syxx-teen.. That's how many lines it takes to murder a wack MC/
1/2 - for a closer, it was so-so, creative concept but the line length messed up the flow

12/16 = 3/4 = 75%

Vote - Pringle XL

***if this came down to flows, syxx-ten may have took it because the bar length of pring's really hurt him, but because of the quality of his punches is wat won him this battle, which, again, is the most important element in a text battle, good job both of you

[Die Die Die]

I agree with what he said^

PRINGLE XL :biggrin:

[krayz1e b1zzy]

wow pringles lol took him to math class on that one...good battle both my vote goes to mr. xl his flow and punch lines came harder than syxx ten even though his sh*t was tough too and his pucnhes were good but pringles shit flowed better and his lines were on point good battle

[c-toby]

ima be real alright...i thought syxxteens whole verse was dope,good punches,good flow,good wordplay....now pringles verses had sum reaally good punches but on the real,i didnt like any line after the 6 one...sorry ta be so blunt but...im jus bein rea...
pringle u know i aint dissin on u or nuthin i jus think u coulda came ALOT harder,good battle yall...vote-syxxteen

[~Longway~JNC Records]

Sorry for my lateness but Pringles gets the Win by KO. Toby it was over before you posted. Ill update the ladder