Winner -- Alias R.I.P 08 -- ~~~~~~~~~~ Scar Pringles XL Great battle guys

[~Longway~JNC Records]

House Rules:
Each nominated battle will be of the following format:
Challenger goes first
1 round
16-18 bars
3-0 = KO
4-1 = TKO
First to 5 wins, must win by 2 or more votes
People must have at least 100 posts in order to vote
Both battlers must agree to the challenge before it is started



Alias you are lower on the list then Pringles so you must go first

You have 48 hours to post -- good luck to you both
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[~Longway~JNC Records]

Battle changed to Alais to sub in for Revolutionary

[sikwitit]

Oh snap! This one's gonna be hot! DROP! DROP! DROP!!!

[aLiAs R.I.P.08]

“Heeere’s Johnny” with the blade-steel here to straight-peel ya Adams-apple
Drop the atom on the eve of war; with the shit you talk...have ya Eden out ya asshole
I’m redeeming what the past holds...due to my issues, our last battle was a steal
So now I’m pulling out the iron since you wrinkled your style out the real
Putting the red dot to ya pupil like you were to view Japan’s flag
And leave bullets in yo cap like you rocking old hats
My flow lasts a whole party, wanna dance? Let me be the drug
Crack my bars across your skull like you were ‘heading for the club’
You scared of what I bust...spice up ya fears when I put heat on ya off hot flows
I just feed off of ‘his-panic’ like Chihuahua’s on tacos
Don’t stop though...I capture my prey like spiders and spit venom to burn ya head
Even with a site full of rhymes your flow couldn’t surf my web
Worst instead...I hold the keys to ya success, so of course you dread-locks
I’ll bust-a-rhyme off the top 2 cut you off with text shots
My steps block your chance of advancing to number one with this rhyme
You’ll remain under the ladder cause bad luck’s on your side
I line my bars in a single file with a virus to shutdown your whole spot
After Pring’s erased from the hood...it’d be just another chip off the old block

***if needed, explanations would be given

[aLiAs R.I.P.08]

Explanations:

1- Johnny Appleseed, also Jack Nicholson's "here's johhny" quote, over course blade peelin an apple, self-explanatory
2- wordplay with Adam, Eve, and Eden (the garden), atom = adam, atom = atom bomb
3- our last battle i gav pring da win cuz i had to leave for the winter hence "my issues" p.s. he willingly didnt take the win, he's a good man :thumbman:
4- wordplay, pulling out the iron = gun, double meaning, iron for "wrinkled" clothes
5- http://authorama.com/flags/ja-lgflag.gif , remember a gun's laser "red dot" also
6- http://newera-cap.skyblog.com/pics/315000893.jpg , washington bullets (old team)
7- self-explanatory
8- bars = club = stick-like weapon, and the other meanin, self-explanatory
9- self-explanatory
10- just think "Taco Bell", Spanish food, self-explanatory
11- S E
12- S E
13- S E
14- Busta Rhymes "cut off" his dreadlocks, get it?
15- focusin on the ladder
16- it is said walkin under a ladder is bad luck, ya kno, right?, ladder also relatin to the battlegrounds ladder
17- computer term wordplay, if you don't get it, too bad
18- you kno the sayin "chip off the old block"??? S E

[Darkchild]

Fkn nice battle man :krazy:


Yo, are we in the ‘<st1:place><st1:placename>Madison</st1:placename><st1:placename>Gardens</st1:placename></st1:place>’, cuz I swear I see a ‘square’//<o:p></o:p>
Alias, you can’t compare, I’m real and you ‘faker’ than that ‘Witch Project called Blair’//<o:p></o:p>
He ain’t half as real as he say he is, that’s why this kid’s ‘called Alias’//<o:p></o:p>
He’s a ‘pseudonym’, a ‘fictitious name’ for a wack rapper which he portrays he is//<o:p></o:p>
Leave your entire verse in disarray, like a ‘stone etcher’, at your rep, I’ll ‘chip away’//<o:p></o:p>
So look away, my Gamma ray will leave your face ‘blacker’ than the ‘starting 5 at U.C.L.A’//<o:p></o:p>
Ain’t shit changed since our last battle, you still a rookie and still wanna be me//<o:p></o:p>
You still spit garbage ass rhymes and you still not gonna defeat me//<o:p></o:p>
You steppin’ to the boards elite, see. I’m gon’ need a ‘tax receipt’ the way I’m ‘owning’ you//<o:p></o:p>
I’m gon’ tear you a new asshole kid, Like ‘Dirk Diggler was boning you’//<o:p></o:p>
You ‘ain’t gon’ shut shit down’, you’re all hype like the ‘Y2K computer virus’//<o:p></o:p>
You see, your styles ‘missing originality’ like the Wu’s ‘missing Osirus’//<o:p></o:p>
You still ‘cumming up short’ kid, like ‘pornography with midgets’//<o:p></o:p>
So just admit it and quit kid, you’re taking my win streak into ‘double digits’//<o:p></o:p>
Wheneva this board hears my name XL they always yell, stamp and cheer//<o:p></o:p>
Fuck Ali and Fuck ‘Ali-Ass’ cuz they all know that the ‘champ is here’//<o:p></o:p>

[aLiAs R.I.P.08]

rofl, you had me laughing, nice shit

UPPIN VOTES YOU LAZY BASTARDS! (jk)

[~Longway~JNC Records]

Alias

“Heeere’s Johnny” with the blade-steel here to straight-peel ya Adams-apple
Drop the atom on the eve of war; with the shit you talk...have ya Eden out ya asshole
2/2 I like the wordplay -- punch was so so but a very nice opener
I’m redeeming what the past holds...due to my issues, our last battle was a steal
So now I’m pulling out the iron since you wrinkled your style out the real
2/2 I love the fact that you dated the verse as well as made it personal
Putting the red dot to ya pupil like you were to view Japan’s flag
And leave bullets in yo cap like you rocking old hats
1/2 The second line could have been alot stronger-- The first line was very creative though i liked it My flow lasts a whole party, wanna dance? Let me be the drug
Crack my bars across your skull like you were ‘heading for the club’
2/2 Very strong -- Hopefully people read the fine print and see the hidden personals in here
You scared of what I bust...spice up ya fears when I put heat on ya off hot flows
I just feed off of ‘his-panic’ like Chihuahua’s on tacos
1/2 certainly not a filler but was not as strong as the rest of the bars in the verse

Don’t stop though...I capture my prey like spiders and spit venom to burn ya head
Even with a site full of rhymes your flow couldn’t surf my web
1/2 I like it strong word play -- Did not come off as hard as the rest thoughWorst instead...I hold the keys to ya success, so of course you dread-locks
I’ll bust-a-rhyme off the top 2 cut you off with text shots
2/2 my fav bar of the verse-- wordplay is wonderful -- nice job My steps block your chance of advancing to number one with this rhyme
You’ll remain under the ladder cause bad luck’s on your side
1/2 I love the use of the ladder it was strong I line my bars in a single file with a virus to shutdown your whole spot
After Pring’s erased from the hood...it’d be just another chip off the old block
2/2 strong close-- I loved it -- nice overall verse



14/18 = 77%




Pringles

Yo, are we in the ‘<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:PLACE><ST1:PLACENAME>Madison</ST1:PLACENAME><ST1:PLACENAME>Gardens</ST1:PLACENAME></ST1:PLACE>’, cuz I swear I see a ‘square’//<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>
Alias, you can’t compare, I’m real and you ‘faker’ than that ‘Witch Project called Blair’//
2/2 Strong opener and very good wordplay
<O:P></O:P>
He ain’t half as real as he say he is, that’s why this kid’s ‘called Alias’//<O:P></O:P>
He’s a ‘pseudonym’, a ‘fictitious name’ for a wack rapper which he portrays he is//
2/2 I hope the rest know what pseudonym is lol but very nice bar
<O:P></O:P>
Leave your entire verse in disarray, like a ‘stone etcher’, at your rep, I’ll ‘chip away’//<O:P></O:P>
So look away, my Gamma ray will leave your face ‘blacker’ than the ‘starting 5 at U.C.L.A’//
2/2 now why you gotta pick on UCLA
<O:P></O:P>
Ain’t shit changed since our last battle, you still a rookie and still wanna be me//<O:P></O:P>
You still spit garbage ass rhymes and you still not gonna defeat me//
1/2 strong set but weakest bar of your verse
<O:P></O:P>
You steppin’ to the boards elite, see. I’m gon’ need a ‘tax receipt’ the way I’m ‘owning’ you//<O:P></O:P>
I’m gon’ tear you a new asshole kid, Like ‘Dirk Diggler was boning you’//
2/2 holy homosexual punch batman
<O:P></O:P>
You ‘ain’t gon’ shut shit down’, you’re all hype like the ‘Y2K computer virus’//<O:P></O:P>
You see, your styles ‘missing originality’ like the Wu’s ‘missing Osirus’//<O:P></O:P>
1/2 nice bar but I was not feeling it -- more of a filler
You still ‘cumming up short’ kid, like ‘pornography with midgets’//
So just admit it and quit kid, you’re taking my win streak into ‘double digits’//
2/2 gotta give it to pringle his verses are probally the most entertaining on the board
<O:P></O:P>
Wheneva this board hears my name XL they always yell, stamp and cheer//<O:P></O:P>
Fuck Ali and Fuck ‘Ali-Ass’ cuz they all know that the ‘champ is here’//
2/2 I do not know to many people that could beat this verse -- Alias came very strong but this verse could knock out some of the best including me

14/16 = 87.5

Vote = Pringles



To sum it up its a great battle by two of the boards best. Hard to vote against either one of you but there has to be a winner. Much luv to both of yall <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[sikwitit]

Pringz-<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Yo, are we in the ‘<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><ST1:PLACE><ST1:PLACENAME>Madison</ST1:PLACENAME><ST1:PLACENAME>Gardens</ST1:PLACENAME></ST1:PLACE>’, cuz I swear I see a ‘square’//
<O:P></O:P>Alias, you can’t compare, I’m real and you ‘faker’ than that ‘Witch Project called Blair’//<o:p></o:p>
<O:P></O:P>1/2- I liked the set up but I think you could’ve come hard in the punch.
He ain’t half as real as he say he is, that’s why this kid’s ‘called Alias’//
<O:P></O:P>He’s a ‘pseudonym’, a ‘fictitious name’ for a wack rapper which he portrays he is//
<O:P></O:P>2/2- That what I’m talking bout, haha! Nice ass set up are real personal!<o:p></o:p>
Leave your entire verse in disarray, like a ‘stone etcher’, at your rep, I’ll ‘chip away’//
<O:P></O:P>So look away, my Gamma ray will leave your face ‘blacker’ than the ‘starting 5 at U.C.L.A’//
<O:P></O:P>2/2- lol… wow, I think I just pissed myself, but just a drip! Punchline even hurt my feelingsJ <o:p></o:p>
Ain’t shit changed since our last battle, you still a rookie and still wanna be me//
<O:P></O:P>You still spit garbage ass rhymes and you still not gonna defeat me//
<O:P></O:P>1/2- Not bad but seemed like of a filler. These lines aren’t very strong following the others.<o:p></o:p>
You steppin’ to the boards elite, see. I’m gon’ need a ‘tax receipt’ the way I’m ‘owning’ you//<O:P></O:P>. <o:p></o:p>
I’m gon’ tear you a new asshole kid, Like ‘Dirk Diggler was boning you’//<o:p></o:p>
<O:P></O:P>2/2- Haha, and you’re back! Line like this are going to make me completely wet myself. Both lines, very strong!
You ‘ain’t gon’ shut shit down’, you’re all hype like the ‘Y2K computer virus’//
<O:P></O:P>You see, your styles ‘missing originality’ like the Wu’s ‘missing Osirus’//
<O:P></O:P>1/2– ehh, nice line yet still more of a filler. Puncline was nice but the set up could’ve been better.<o:p></o:p>
You still ‘cumming up short’ kid, like ‘pornography with midgets’//
<O:P></O:P>So just admit it and quit kid, you’re taking my win streak into ‘double digits’//
<O:P></O:P>2/2- haha, there you go. Nice setup. Both the setup and punchline, funny ass hell.<o:p></o:p>
Wheneva this board hears my name XL they always yell, stamp and cheer//
<O:P></O:P>Fuck Ali and Fuck ‘Ali-Ass’ cuz they all know that the ‘champ is here’//<o:p></o:p>
<O:P></O:P>1/2- Oh hell naw! How you gon finish the verse with the weakest lines in it, haha! They aren’t bad but not a good way to finish in my opinion.<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
12/16= 75%<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Alias-<o:p></o:p>
“Heeere’s Johnny” with the blade-steel here to straight-peel ya Adams-apple
Drop the atom on the eve of war; with the shit you talk...have ya <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Eden</st1:City></st1:place> out ya asshole<o:p></o:p>
2/2- Nice! I like word play!
I’m redeeming what the past holds...due to my issues, our last battle was a steal
So now I’m pulling out the iron since you wrinkled your style out the real
1/2- Not feeling these lines so much. I think you could’ve made that statement stronger.<o:p></o:p>
Putting the red dot to ya pupil like you were to view <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Japan</st1:country-region></st1:place>’s flag
And leave bullets in yo cap like you rocking old hats<o:p></o:p>
2/2- I like the setup and the punch both were very creative.
My flow lasts a whole party, wanna dance? Let me be the drug
Crack my bars across your skull like you were ‘heading for the club’<o:p></o:p>
1/2- I like the punch but the setup felt like a filler.
You scared of what I bust...spice up ya fears when I put heat on ya off hot flows
I just feed off of ‘his-panic’ like Chihuahua’s on tacos
1/2- Damn it, I wanna give you 2 for this because the punch had me rollin, but the setup wasn’t strong enough for me. Sorry.<o:p></o:p>
Don’t stop though...I capture my prey like spiders and spit venom to burn ya head
Even with a site full of rhymes your flow couldn’t surf my web
1/2- ehh, I like the creativite but still not very strong bars. <o:p></o:p>
Worst instead...I hold the keys to ya success, so of course you dread-locks
I’ll bust-a-rhyme off the top 2 cut you off with text shots
2/2- Haha, very nice my man! Nice as setup with a funny ass punchlineJ<o:p></o:p>
My steps block your chance of advancing to number one with this rhyme
You’ll remain under the ladder cause bad luck’s on your side
1/2- Very nice in bring the ladder into. Everybody loves that but the punchline fell of a bit.<o:p></o:p>
I line my bars in a single file with a virus to shutdown your whole spot
After Pring’s erased from the hood...it’d be just another chip off the old block<o:p></o:p>
2/2- There ya go brutha, nice finish, very creative and personal gives it 2 point baby!<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
13/18= 72.2<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Vote- Pringz<o:p></o:p>
<o:p></o:p>
Nice job to both of yall. VERY HARD TO JUDGE! I know that every line can’t be a show stopper but damn… for both of yall- Some of the tightest lines I’ve seen, very funny, personal, creative… But they you’d sneak in a softy, haha! Nonetheless this was a tough one to judge, especially being two of the tightest on the board. By the way... Yall cats had me fuckin rollin! Nice job to both of you and good luck!<o:p></o:p>

[Vega/Set]

Alias

“Heeere’s Johnny” with the blade-steel here to straight-peel ya Adams-apple
Drop the atom on the eve of war; with the shit you talk...have ya Eden out ya asshole
2/2 I like the wordplay -- very creative, decent opener
I’m redeeming what the past holds...due to my issues, our last battle was a steal
So now I’m pulling out the iron since you wrinkled your style out the real
2/2 good job gettin personal, which makes it a hard hit
Putting the red dot to ya pupil like you were to view Japan’s flag
And leave bullets in yo cap like you rocking old hats
1/2 same as Sal said, it cooda been done better
My flow lasts a whole party, wanna dance? Let me be the drug
Crack my bars across your skull like you were ‘heading for the club’
2/2 very nice ryte here
You scared of what I bust...spice up ya fears when I put heat on ya off hot flows
I just feed off of ‘his-panic’ like Chihuahua’s on tacos
2/2 now bein hispanic an all u made me laugh so i'll give u tha benefit of tha doubt
Don’t stop though...I capture my prey like spiders and spit venom to burn ya head
Even with a site full of rhymes your flow couldn’t surf my web
1/2 eh...this was a so-so bar here but i still effective
Worst instead...I hold the keys to ya success, so of course you dread-locks
I’ll bust-a-rhyme off the top 2 cut you off with text shots
2/2 nice wordplay and good punch
My steps block your chance of advancing to number one with this rhyme
You’ll remain under the ladder cause bad luck’s on your side
2/2 i really liked this one here cuz it was very creative
I line my bars in a single file with a virus to shutdown your whole spot
After Pring’s erased from the hood...it’d be just another chip off the old block
2/2 nice closer--good verse



16/18 = 88%




Pringles

Yo, are we in the ‘<st1:place><st1:placename>Madison</st1:placename><st1:placename>Gardens</st1:placename></st1:place>’, cuz I swear I see a ‘square’//<o:p></o:p>
Alias, you can’t compare, I’m real and you ‘faker’ than that ‘Witch Project called Blair’//
1/2 it was an ok opener but tha second line is a played one
<o:p></o:p>
He ain’t half as real as he say he is, that’s why this kid’s ‘called Alias’//<o:p></o:p>
He’s a ‘pseudonym’, a ‘fictitious name’ for a wack rapper which he portrays he is//
2/2 good use of his name--good punch--nice flow
<o:p></o:p>
Leave your entire verse in disarray, like a ‘stone etcher’, at your rep, I’ll ‘chip away’//<o:p></o:p>
So look away, my Gamma ray will leave your face ‘blacker’ than the ‘starting 5 at U.C.L.A’//
2/2 nice flow and very nice punch
<o:p></o:p>
Ain’t shit changed since our last battle, you still a rookie and still wanna be me//<o:p></o:p>
You still spit garbage ass rhymes and you still not gonna defeat me//
1/2 it was good but not as strong as before
<o:p></o:p>
You steppin’ to the boards elite, see. I’m gon’ need a ‘tax receipt’ the way I’m ‘owning’ you//<o:p></o:p>
I’m gon’ tear you a new asshole kid, Like ‘Dirk Diggler was boning you’//
2/2 prolly my fav. line
<o:p></o:p>
You ‘ain’t gon’ shut shit down’, you’re all hype like the ‘Y2K computer virus’//<o:p></o:p>
You see, your styles ‘missing originality’ like the Wu’s ‘missing Osirus’//<o:p></o:p>
1/2 this one was so-so
You still ‘cumming up short’ kid, like ‘pornography with midgets’//
So just admit it and quit kid, you’re taking my win streak into ‘double digits’//
2/2 first line is kinda played but tha second one liked and since u made me laugh i gotta give u tha benefit of tha doubt
<o:p></o:p>
Wheneva this board hears my name XL they always yell, stamp and cheer//<o:p></o:p>
Fuck Ali and Fuck ‘Ali-Ass’ cuz they all know that the ‘champ is here’//
2/2 it wasnt a great closer but it did tha job--very nice

13/16 = 81%




Great battle..as always u2 show everyone else how it shood b dun, it was very close to me but by tha percentages my vote goes too.........ALIAS, great job u2

[~Longway~JNC Records]

2-1 Pringles at the moment -- keep the votes coming

[aLiAs R.I.P.08]

i see my mistakes, fucked up the set-ups mostly to deliver the punches, thanks for the voting guys

[Vega/Set]

ya'll ni66as that look in this thread need to start voting..it dont take that long to vote....i see 8 ladder members that havent voted.....wats sup wit that?.....VOTE!

[~Longway~JNC Records]

The same way you would expect others to vote on your battles --- Im not clearing anymore battles until this one is done with

[WAR CHIEF]

Alias came throug with some word play,

but my vote goest to Pringle the chip guy because,

his verse had a better flow, better punches, and made me laugh with that diggler line was crazy. All in all, he meshed flow and punches together to keep pummeling till the end.

VOTE=PRINGLE XL

[Vega/Set]

3-1 prings up............keep voting

[Revolutionary]

nice battle but i gotta go wit alias cuz his verse was that much better.. jus on another level....

Don’t stop though...I capture my prey like spiders and spit venom to burn ya head
Even with a site full of rhymes your flow couldn’t surf my web

that rite ther is better than anything pringle wrote this battle..

aliases verse was more like a real mc's verse(no offense)
thes is wat i mean....
Yo, are we in the ‘MadisonGardens’, cuz I swear I see a ‘square’//
Alias, you can’t compare, I’m real and you ‘faker’ than that ‘Witch Project called
Blair’//
thas a weak opener, i jus dont like the way pringle put his verse together

[keeburna]

ok well i have read both verses and i thought this was a pretty good battle i've seen both of yall come harder but it was pretty even. pringles last line was a great way to close the battle but overall i liked rips analogies and metaphores a lil bit more. the flow was the same to me for both of yall but my vote goes to alias.

vote=alias

[~Longway~JNC Records]

K -- this is the deal bruhs -- since this is tied up and the next votes is gonna decide I am going to invite a special guest to come make the deciding vote -- I would not want a battle like this decided in any kind of wack vote or disputed circumstances. Without further todo --- I invite our Nig Battlezone to break down the battle and say his piece. The person to get his vote wins this thrilla in minilla-- thread closed until BZ comes in. Tks yall

[K.Battlezone]

Shit was fucking hot. I've seen alias do alot of damage on this forum but he came with fucking fire.

Alias had alot of good lines.
I’m redeeming what the past holds...due to my issues, our last battle was a steal
So now I’m pulling out the iron since you wrinkled your style out the real
Putting the red dot to ya pupil like you were to view Japan’s flag
And leave bullets in yo cap like you rocking old hats

He came with lyrics , came with punchlines , he did it all in perfection.



Yo, are we in the ‘<st1:place><st1:placename>Madison</st1:placename><st1:placename>Gardens</st1:placename></st1:place>’, cuz I swear I see a ‘square’//<o:p></o:p>
Alias, you can’t compare, I’m real and you ‘faker’ than that ‘Witch Project called Blair’//

I don't think anyone still uses square but that line was aight.


You still ‘cumming up short’ kid, like ‘pornography with midgets’//<o:p></o:p>
So just admit it and quit kid, you’re taking my win streak into ‘double digits’//

I love this line.. shit made me laugh.

All over it was an awesome battle , openers were both good , the body of it all in my opinion ....Alias took that .. he came with more heat.. in the end , Pringles lagged in his finish while alias came with heat throughout the whole entire battle.

My vote goes to Alias.. nigga did his thing.. I actually think this is the first time I vote against Pringles.. so that in itself is an awesome defeat. I don't see many people go up against Pringle and do better than he did.

[~Longway~JNC Records]

Thanks alot homie I appriciate it -- good battle to both of you -- cant really call this an upset but it was damn sure entertaining

[aLiAs R.I.P.08]

ah shit, thanks alot bz, and thanks alot to everyone else who took their time to vote, and of course pring for a great battle, until next time

[Darkchild]

Great battle Alias :thumbup:

If i was to lose to anyone, i'm glad it was to you :krazy:


YOU FUCKING CUNT, I WANT A REMATCH WHEN I GET BACK FROM HOLIDAYS :pringles:


lol

[Vega/Set]

great battle guys

[K.Battlezone]

/goes to pringle's bash in the supermod forum aka elite of the elite forum

[aLiAs R.I.P.08]

Great battle Alias :thumbup:

If i was to lose to anyone, i'm glad it was to you :krazy:


YOU FUCKING CUNT, I WANT A REMATCH WHEN I GET BACK FROM HOLIDAYS :pringles:


lol

oh, you'll get one :cool: