WINNER - Syxxten vs. Felix

[Vega/Set]

House Rules:
Each nominated battle will be of the following format:
Challenger goes first
1 round
16-18 bars
3-0 = KO
4-1 = TKO
First to 5 wins, must win by 2 or more votes
People must have at least 100 posts in order to vote
Both battlers must agree to the challenge before it is started

Felix, you are lower on the ladder than Syxx, so you go first

you have 48 hours to reply

[~Longway~JNC Records]

woot

[Felix Hernandez]

So Royce is five-nine and you're apparently better so you're up to six-ten/
Well I'm better still so I start with se-ven, shit the ink is leavin' my pen/
Allow me to finish the last verse by ending the height with 2 one's/
That's right, seven-eleven, I'll end your life with 2 guns/
You can call me McDonalds, over 80 billion served/
Throw you on my grill, like burgers you get burned/
Your rhymes are Vanilla*, melt you like the logo on Jeezy's shirt/
Just cuz you rhyme like Rupaul, don't mean you need to wear the skirt/
I've seen your rhymes dawg, you're soft and pop like you're mini-50/
But ya just 49 Cent, gimme back my penny/
I read your Hieroglyphics, you're Del the Funky Homosexual/
I'll put you in a coma, leave you a funky Homovegetable/
You can't battle me, you're at a disadvantage man/
Like a one armed black man in a gang fight with the Klan/
Your breath is so foul you need some of my spearmint/
My lyrics are so fresh your breath is better just from hearin' it/
I'm Out of this World like that one 80's sitcom**/
Put my fingers together, freeze time make you sit calm/
I'm On Fire like Banks, but your lines wouldn't even be hot/
If they were froze up, sent back in time to be thawed/
I will do you like Kunta, beat you into servitude/
Go after your family, kill em and put em in your food/
We can war if you want, your destination's a tomb/
Last sound ya hear is "click," then boom, bombed back to the womb/
You're lame, it's not your fault you were struck with a curse/
Doc knew you would fail, printed your obituary at birth/
My raps are heralded as amazing achievement/
You battlin' me leads to your mothers berievement/
You're the 40 year old virgin, never get chicks into bed/
You're stuck with blue balls, like Smurfette givin' you head/
I'll make you Breakdown, like Mariah and Bone/
Now shut the fuck up like Kanye, when he had wire through bone/



*Vanilla = plain
**For those too young to remember, Out of this World was an 80's show about a girl who's dad was an alien, and among her powers, she could freeze time by putting her index fingers together.

There ya go, 16. I would have liked to spend some more time thinking about shit, but unfortunately I work 13 hours the next 3 days, so I wouldn't have had time later to drop anything.

[Syxx_Ten]

u must be da rappin george lopez ur verse is full of jokes//
yea im a remake of a 80's sitcom called murder he wrote//
step up folks to see da show grab felix wit da grip like a gi joe//
felix u aint hard dawg so stick to slow jams like Art Labow//
u got no hustle or flow u just an outkast lookin for men to give them the love below//
u below me on da ladder fag, u like bein a bottom dats how u and *him get along//
see me and u felix are da difference between right and wrong//
dude cant rap its like his penis in a bitch dawg u just bont belong//
u a phenom in a thong who keeps his verses in his purse//
ur da reverse of a phenom da opposite of hot and winnin dis battle is sumthin ur not//
tie a knot up in a rope nigga cuz dats da only way u hangin wit me//
see i fell off for a sec but now u gonna be da first of my killin spree//
u call dat a verse i call it droppin a plea for insanity for battlin me G//
ill beat this emcee til his face is red and white like an apple bite u'll C//
my punches are high in vitamin C so there good for yo health//
the only time u win a battle is when the other person's drop comes out stealth//
call me 6'10 cuz im full of wealth u should be called 4'3 cuz yo funds r small as a elf//
u fake ass rapper heres a mirror and a map dude go find yoself//

*him=his boyfriend stating he is gay

[Syxx_Ten]

good shit uppin for votes

[Syxx_Ten]

cmon lets get some votes ppl

[Syxx_Ten]

cmon lets get some votes ppl

[Darkchild]

OPENER:Syxx
CLOSER: neither
FLOW: Felix
MULTIS: Syxx
WORDPLAY: Syxx
NAMEPLAY: Felix
META-SIMILIES: tie
PUNCHES: tie
HUMOR: Felix
CREATIVITY: tie


Shit, 3-3

Added category:

favourite line/bar:

step up folks to see da show grab felix wit da grip like a gi joe//
felix u aint hard dawg so stick to slow jams like Art Labow//

Syxx gets my vote

1-0 Syxx


UPPIN FOR VOTES

[~Longway~JNC Records]

OPENER:Syxx
CLOSER: neither
FLOW: Syxx
MULTIS: Syxx
WORDPLAY: Syxx
NAMEPLAY: Felix
META-SIMILIES: Tie
PUNCHES: Tie
HUMOR: Felix
CREATIVITY: tie


Vote = Syxx

[krayz1e b1zzy]

OPENER:Syxx
CLOSER: neither
FLOW: Syxx
MULTIS: Syxx
WORDPLAY: Syxx
NAMEPLAY: Felix
META-SIMILIES: Tie
PUNCHES: Syxx
HUMOR: Felix
CREATIVITY: Tie

felix you kinda threw me off with this line i really wasn't feeling it: "So Royce is five-nine and you're apparently better so you're up to six-ten/
Well I'm better still so I start with se-ven, shit the ink is leavin' my pen/"
"I read your Hieroglyphics, you're Del the Funky Homosexual/
I'll put you in a coma, leave you a funky Homovegetable/"other than that your verse was good but syxx ten came harder in the punch dept. and the flow dept.

[Syxx_Ten]

thanks for da votes nice battle

[Vega/Set]

3-0 K.o

[harrmony]

yeah u nice battle