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CRIME 27 REPORTED KILLED IN CT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SHOOTING
HUMOR man breaks into house to pet cat, eat cake, play darts, and see xmas lights
GENERAL Astronomers discover Earth-like planet next to our solar system
GENERAL man uses GPS to track his wife and catches her having grex with her Christian Acad student
HUMOR woman scratches boyfriend's face for nutting too early
CRIME Minnesota store owner in trouble for selling candy cigs?
HUMOR marijuana boxes wrapped as christmas presents
HUMOR Santa found stealing cash
CRIME naked man attacks gf after losing in strip beer pong
HUMOR man asks cops to write letter to cartel letting them know he lost $20k in cash
SCIENCE The World Before the Flood
BUSINESS Found this about Gun control
CRIME At least 12 people shot, 1 fatally, on New Year’s Day
FINANCE Senate-Passed Deal Means Higher Tax on 77% of Households
GENERAL Flipping off cops now completely legal
CONFLICT 4 Killed In Aurora Colorado Hostage Shooting
LIFESTYLE Hate crime victim chose not to shoot attacker
CRIME So Who Wants To Have A REAL Conversation About Gun Control?
CONFLICT Completely incurable gonorrhea detected in Canada!
HUMOR man removes female clothing during high speed chase
HUMOR liquor store thief caught by leaving behind trail of cheetos
CRIME police have 3 hour stand off with naked man with samurai sword and AR
HUMOR woman steals crab meat at walmart and tells cops she didn't mean to take them
CRIME woman runs over her boyfriend, damaging his manhood in the process
CRIME man made $70,000 a week stealing from women's purses at movie theatres
CRIME father pretends to be gunman in his child's school to test security
HUMOR fan fails to kill himself twice and decided to walk to work afterwards
HUMOR man caught having sex with miniature donkey
GENERAL man dies after eating 28 raw eggs
HUMOR woman attacks boyfriend with hammer after he tells her to get her eyebrows done
OPINION America: The greatest country in history.
CONFLICT women get fingered on both ends during cop search
CRIME chicago prisoners escape using bed sheets
CRIME woman tries to smuggle cocaine in her implants
GENERAL Don't sleep in a dumpster if you become homeless
CRIME Chicago
CRIME DA: Salinas 'good Samaritan' will not face any charges
HUMOR Drunk man on horse leads police on a police chase
HUMOR cross dressers storm into man's hotel room to steal money
HUMOR Priest with mask on calls 911 after handfcuffing himself in church rectory
GENERAL man dies after subway train hits him while taking a dump
HUMOR WOW - Manti teos fake girlfriend
HUMOR 68 y/o pretends to be reporter to get high school girls to hoist each other
CRIME Woman kills her boyfriend with her boobs
GENERAL Son digs up his father and puts him in freezer in hope to ressurect him
HUMOR drunk man wearing ski mask tries to rob Lil Caesars
CONFLICT Subway Grinders will get away with their sexual fetish
HUMOR man brings 32 baggies of that weed to courthouse
HUMOR man breaks into house, then strips naked and cooks himself a chicken pot pie
HUMOR naked man found stuck in a chimney
HUMOR GPS error causes woman to drive 900 miles vs 90
HUMOR angry methheads make woman call police on herself
HUMOR man arrested for giving out atomic wedgies
HUMOR Woman texts herself violent messages in order to get her ex-boyfriend in trouble
OPINION Martin Luther King Jr. Day a federal holiday
GENERAL Twins' request to die granted
ENVIRONMENTAL Professor seeks woman to give birth to Neanderthal baby
CONFLICT another school shooting
HUMOR man bites ostrich to death WTF
HUMOR Big Peach must taste really good
CRIME 61 y/o male nurse caught having sex with corpse
HUMOR Naked intruder masturbates on floor after homeowner pulls gun on him
CONFLICT CNN Breaking news: North Korea said it plans to carry out a "high-level nuclear test"
GENERAL The Pentagon lifted its ban on women in front-line combat
HUMOR Judge gives man house arrest instead of prison sentence out of pity for this....
GENERAL Brazil Nightclub Fire: Ninety Killed
GENERAL Another Christian Jailed for Being Christian in Iran.
VIDEO 100 ft wave surfed
HUMOR Actor goes crazy
HUMOR Former 49er beats up his boyfriend over soy sauce
ENVIRONMENTAL Brazilian protitutes learning English for 2014 World Cup
HUMOR Thieves use getaway donkey after robbing grocery store for rum, sardines, etc
HUMOR man blames his phone for being too wide that caused him to crash
HUMOR fake doctor gives butt injections in hotel
HUMOR woman opens door to cops with a bag of crack in her hand
HUMOR Plan A: Rob Wendy's
CRIME man uses spy camera to watch his co-worker pump her breast
GENERAL 2 year old wakes up at his funeral and dies after asking for water
HUMOR Manti Te'o Kinda Love
HUMOR Pastor claimed his penis had been anointed with the “Holy Spirit divine semen”
CRIME man kills neighbors over dog doo doo
HUMOR "I was trying to make the horse have a baby"
HUMOR Chick Flipping the Bird to the Judge
LIFESTYLE Mother gives son pills via mouth to mouth kiss.
CRIME Nine Year Old Gives Birth In Mexico
CONFLICT Chicago Cops Will No Longer Report To Certain Crime Scenes
GENERAL Pope Benedict XVI Resigns
CONFLICT LAPD cop killer / fugitive = first drone target on us soil
CONFLICT North Korea tests a nuke
VIDEO Apocalypse Now? The Final Pope
CRIME High School Librarian Arrested After Sending Pics Of Her Bosoms To 16-Year Old
ENVIRONMENTAL Meteor Explodes in Sky over Russia
BUSINESS $6+ billion dollar class action settlement
HUMOR Cops mistake woman's property for a meth lab
CRIME Child molester puts hit out on family so they won't testify against him
HUMOR Store clerk pulls out sword after robber pulls knife on him
HUMOR Donut Fiend steals Krispy Kreme truck
HUMOR drunk man offers officer taco after passing out at the drive thru window
LIFESTYLE Golfer continues to play after being bit by black widow spider
CRIME Twin brothers fight over the same woman
CRIME Father stabs son over last beer
HUMOR man caught sucking on a dildo
HUMOR 71 y/o hooker posing as 60 y/o caught in undercover sting
CRIME former basketball star stabbed to death after he was caught looking at porno
CRIME Bro runs over sister after her cat urinated on his computer
HUMOR woman gets man's name tatted on her face 24 hours after meeting him
HUMOR woman arrested for kicking random people in the ballz and punching cop
HUMOR 49 y/o grandma gets 4 tickets in 3 hours and later arrested for marijuana possesion
HUMOR man breaks in to steal panties to use as material for when he's alone
CRIME Man slaps 2 year old on plane and tells his mom "shut that n****** baby up"
HUMOR Dr. Brown in trouble again
OPINION Cali vs Texas
HUMOR You can be like Manti and have a fake girlfriend too, it'll cost you $750 for 3 months tho
SCIENCE Top 10 Scientific Advancements in Human History
CRIME 8 South African Policemen Arrested for Murder
CRIME mom kills 9 y/o son because he had a small penis
HUMOR Man's $7,500 porn collection stolen
CRIME Florida man hides in wife's car and chokes her while she drives
HUMOR Florida man sets gf's car on fire, then they are later found having grex on the beach
CRIME Florida child drinks Drano from sippy cup at meth lab
HUMOR Florida man traps his ex gf's mom in his fold out couch
CRIME Florida man charged for abusing his dogs by pouring rum down their throats
HUMOR Florida man threatened to kill his tennants with a sword
HUMOR Man shoots neighbor for "telepathically raping his wife"
GENERAL 30 foot sinkhole swallows florida man
GENERAL hot air balloon accident kills 19
HUMOR The wiener is no longer missing
HUMOR Homeless man bites 16 y/o in the ass and tells cops "it was worth it"
GENERAL Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Dies
GENERAL couple attacked by lions while they were having premarital relations
GENERAL Lion kills woman at zoo
CRIME Woman trys to sell children on Facebook for bail money
SCIENCE Alien Life May Be Rare Across the Universe
GENERAL New Pope Incoming
HUMOR 19 y/o charged for illegal videotaping in men's bathroom at a gas station
GENERAL man who chopped off a dead girl's foot to be released from mental hospital
HUMOR woman wearing no pants tries to escape from cops in a Power Wheels Truck
CRIME canadian prisoners escape prison via helicopter
SCIENCE Bionic Eye: UCLA Researcher Wentai Liu Engineered Microchip That Helps The Blind See
HUMOR Deadbeat dad posts pics of himself with cash and bottles
HUMOR Man posing as handicapped "steals" thousands from Swedish Gov
HUMOR woman accidentally sets home on fire trying to kill snake
HUMOR man steals 21 tons of cheese
HUMOR mom tells 7 y/o daughter to pepper spray dollar store employees after shoplifting
CRIME Man shoots deer @ a Walmart Parking Lot
GENERAL Man's fake eye rolls out of socket during court room session
CRIME man that faked his own death found
HUMOR Kentucky kid is banned from saying "BINGO"
HUMOR Man tells cops he would of smoked the weed in his car if he knew it was there
HUMOR man fakes own kidnapping because he was scared of his gf
HUMOR theives forget where they hid artifacts to receive shorter sentence
HUMOR Man banned from all libraries in the world after openly masturbating at a library
CRIME Jury recommends death penalty for a self-styled preacher
CRIME Poker player FossilMan arrested for hiring a prostitute
GENERAL The Internet Is Like Never Leaving Junior High School
VIDEO Cleveland lady passes up school bus by driving on the sidewalk?
CONFLICT N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
CRIME Inmates in prison shooting up heroin, one has a glock 40, gambling, drinking beer etc etc
GENERAL Little girl suspended 24 times from school for smelling bad
HUMOR Florida man wants to become Human Maxi Pad
FINANCE Freebies on Tax Day - April 15
HUMOR Man steals strawberry truck since he thought zombies were chasing him
HUMOR man wants $500 from the government after his dog ate 5 $100 bills
CRIME Police chief tells woman he'd drop her charges in exchange for nude photos
CRIME Man sets house fire cuz wife snores too much
LIFESTYLE Chinese man sticks swamp eel in his wrecktum after seeing it done in a porno
POLITICS Republican Commissioner Denies Being Racist Because He Has A Black Friend Read more at htt
LIFESTYLE Man enters Home Depot and tries to saw off his arms
CONFLICT Boston Marathon Explosions (Possible Terrorist Attack?)
VIDEO Fertilizer Plant Explosion Video
HUMOR man tells his friend "i hope i can bring "THE BOMB" on the plane" then gets rushed by cops
HUMOR Banana & Lobster steal Statue?
CRIME Man carjacks Porsche but doesn't know how to drive manual shift
CRIME Man accused of 1,000 burglaries finally caught
HUMOR Woman pulls Hit & Run but victim only remembers her cleavage
HUMOR Wheelchaired shoplifter caught only "wearing" cherry tomatoes on his junk
HUMOR Referee sues team after they squeezed his testicles and he cant enjoy love making no more
CRIME man breaks into kitchen and steals chicken from crock pot
HUMOR Prison Guard tries to shoot off wedding ring from his finger after argument with wife
HUMOR Vice Mayor caught masterbating outside car window while driving 90 mph
HUMOR NFL prospect tells cop "I'm gonna own Eunice and will tell the mayor to fire you"
HUMOR Homeless BK rapper sues parents for not loving him enough and wants 2 dominos pizza chains
HUMOR Man has permanent erection after getting a Penis Tattoo
HUMOR woman offers man to become his sex slave if he kills someone
HUMOR Man arrested for bigamy
HUMOR Cookie Monster arrested in NY for shoving lil kid
CRIME Grandma tells 19 y/o grandson to kill his Grandpa
CONFLICT Middle School kids forced to throw away lunches because they couldn't afford them
HUMOR Thief is filmed breaking in with mens clothes and leaving with with dress and wig on
HUMOR Men break in to Hooters and steal jukebox mistaking it for an atm
CRIME 8 year old stabbed to death
HUMOR Man on LSD tells cops he is God and to cut his dingus off after being tased 6 times
HUMOR Man breaks into house to masterbate, eat salad, and play with toy helicopter
CRIME 13 y/o attempts to rape then kills his mom cuz she took away his COD game
HUMOR Father & Son pull out AK47 at drive thru because they didn't get enough chicken wingz
HUMOR house fire leads to $1 million dollar marijuana bust
HUMOR Florida man tricks women into letting him touch their feet
HUMOR Florida 79 y/o & reverned crash into Target store during driving lesson
HUMOR Rapper - Pimp Stick Queezy arrested for PIMPING
CRIME Grandfather sells newborn grandson on facebook for $830 and tells daughter baby is dead
VIDEO Video of a dude from Krayzie Bone's hood who rescued the kidnapped women in Ohio
CRIME Jury finds Jodi Arias guilty of first-degree murder
CONFLICT Gun crime has plunged, but Americans think it's up, says study
GENERAL Man loses 130 lbs but it's not what you think
VIDEO Bear eats monkey during bike race
CRIME narco traficante gets shot IN THE FACE on security cam in florida
VIDEO High School Student - Giving his teacher a lesson
CRIME Dude sentenced to 45 years for molesting 10-month old infant
GENERAL Men avoid one train to get hit by another
HUMOR Prisoner "Train" turns into stabbing
HUMOR Man exposes himself to bus full of girls but says he was applying ointment to his junk
CRIME Breaking News: About 12 people shot at a New Orleans Mother's Day parade.
POLITICS Israel attacks Syria
GENERAL woman survives 17 days under collapsed building
GENERAL Man gets swallowed by hippo but survives the attack
HUMOR old man survives in car eating snacks
CONFLICT Department of Justice secretly obtains AP phone records in 'unprecedented intrusion'